Dear Senator Feinstein,
As a Californian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I
am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Immigration and
Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for becoming an
illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by your Senate, in which
you voted in favor of. If my understanding of this bill’s provisions are
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five
years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and
income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see
one and I am anxious to get this process started before everyone figures it
out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
taxes every year, so I’m excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply
to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and
my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would
receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications and
most likely get a scholarship to the University and save me a fortune. Also,
as you know healthcare benefits are costly, my insurance alone costs me over
$1,200 per month and thats if no one even uses it. As soon as my legal
status changes, my hospital bills will be sent to the taxpayer and this will
save me a lot of money as well.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become an illegal
citizen and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.
Thank you for your assistance in helping me with this important transition.
Your Loyal Constituent,
The senator is busy so I’ll help you you just go out of this country any where will do without your passport that means you’ll have to sneak in and just get a job in that country. After a while you’ll get caught by a foreign INS agent and sent back here where you can start the process over again. Good Luck Amigo!
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Get a life dude if you don’t like here move to another country and become an illeagle there
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Sign me up too. These tuition bills are driving me to bankruptcy.
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You can only renounce your US citizenship at a US diplomatic mission abroad. Go to Tijuana, visit the Consulate and renounce your citizenship. http://travel.state.gov/law/citizenship/citizenship_777.html
Then sneak back into the USA and be an illegal.
Or do what Garry Davis did (Davis v. District Director, 481 F. Supp. 1178 (D.D.C. 1979)) (promoter of the concept of “world citizenship” formally renounced his nationality before an American consular officer in Paris). In due course he wanted his citizenship back, or at least the right to live in the USA, not as an illegal. http://www.garrydavis.org/
Have a wonderful life!
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You have an election coming in November. Attend the meeting of those running , stand up and ask your question.
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